what is our mission statement?

Good question...

we have a mild problem with
getting overly attached to media
and are both horribly self-obsessed;
so if we're being honest,
the goal is to project that onto you.
there's probably a place somewhere that
we can all be happy,
but there are so many things in the way.
hurdles or whatever.
Supreme art is probably maddening,
so if we make you feel really bad,
that's awesome!
Let us know.maybe the concept of a "good guy"
is entirely counterproductive,
and If we're all gonna be waiting
for the worms together,
we might as well not
judge each other for it.
we hope you get a psychic nosebleed
from listening to our music,
and you should feel terrible all the time.
Cherish your friends,
especially if they're bad people..
Life is good.
-Seb Rosa
         ☯︎
              newt!
We want 7 million dollars

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